Narrator: This is Lair of Anthropomorphized Attitudes Towards Technological Progress, the new Shark Tank / Dragon’s Den spinoff where anthropomorphized attitudes towards technological progress evaluate whether to invest in an entrepreneur’s project.
(it’s not a very popular show, hence the crappy logo)
“I call it the Truly Life-Changing Invention,” contestant Dr. X tells the panel. “TLCI for short.”
“What does it do?” Optimism asks.